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Valentine Food For Thought by Jeanne Losey Cabbage
always has a heart; Green beans string along. Now,
something's sure to turnip to prove you can't be beet; I'll
cauliflower shop and say, Your dreams are parsley mine. |
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"Michel A. Di Iorio - Éditeur" <michel@les-mots-justes.net> St. Valentine's Day, as we know
it today, contains vestiges One legend contends that Valentine
was a priest who served Other stories suggest that Valentine
may have been killed for According to one legend, Valentine
actually sent the first Michel |
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A: Because it's all heart. Q:
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Q:
What did the letter say to the stamp? Q:
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Q:
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? Q:
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Q:
What is a ram's favorite song? Q:
What travels around the world but stays in one corner? Q:
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Q:
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? Q:
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and
a sailor who falls into the ocean? Q:
If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? |
A: You turn me on. Q:
Did adam and eve ever have a date? Q:
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Q:
What did one snake say to the other snake? Knock,
Knock, Q:
Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed "guess who"? Q:
What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for valentines day? Q:
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
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